August news

posted Sep 2, 2014, 9:55 PM by Peter DiGravio
Suspect Being Questioned In Connection To 4 Deaths In Richland county - Richland, Ohio - A suspect is in custody and police believe he may be responsible for the deaths of 4 men in Richland over the Labor Day weekend.

Bucyrus Police are calling him an "uncharged suspect" after they say the man walked into the police department claiming he was responsible for killing the the men who range in age from 55 to 67 years old. More here STAFF NOTE all reference in article to Bucyrus locations is replaced with appropriate Richland locations
 

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Celebrity hacks have exposed glaring flaws in mobile security. OSU has begun offering free clinics to students to review proper data security procedure and they have become so popular that a short, cheeky video of how to protect your data has begun rotation on public access.

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Gang violence is on a sharp rise as Short North Posse looses footing and remaining elements step it up to take control. More on SNP

Earlier in August heavy gunfire was reported from a west side warehouse rumored to be associated with Eastern European crime syndicates. 911 reports described what sounded like a "human slaughter house" and while early police responders found no foul play later forensics reported large traces of human blood that has law enforcement concerned a new discrete organised crime presence may be pushing for territory. 


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Central Ohio rape on the rise as several notable rapists are apprehended and a pro rape culture is to blame says psychology experts. A new fad called Cat/Mouse or "Chase Fucking" has become notorious late hours "game" stemming out of the Goodale park area. Community efforts to curb the "games" have been met with vocal opposition that it is in fact consensual and an expression of the first amendment and the only dangers to those participating are "dehydration". 

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Columbus City night life has been devastated by rampant outbreaks of bedbugs in many of the cities hottest nightclubs, several of which have had to shut down on more then one occasion for heat treatments. An unnamed source on the Columbus chamber of commerce is calling the outbreak a "disaster that will have a profound impact on the reputation of the city" as many residents are turning to alternative night time entertainment or simply staying home. The source further notes the short north's streak of good luck with several newly renovated clubs seeming to be exempt from the outbreaks.

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Inspector’s Report Confirms Toddler Fight Video - COLUMBUS, Ohio - Family Services inspectors came the morning after 10 Investigates first showed video of a toddler fight last Tuesday. It happened at Stepping Stone Daycare on Freeway Drive North in north Columbus. State Inspectors validated what the video we revealed last week appeared to show: Two dare care employees "provoking" a fight between two toddlers in their care. details


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Guardians of the galaxy, TMNT, Xmen, Maleficent and Transformers grossed very well in Columbus with box office numbers climbing higher in the wake of the bedbug outbreaks. Popular morning DJ Rise-n-Shine has been very vocal on his show about how wonderful it is to see the "bottom feeding" vampire and supernatural phase be over and the Good Guys (superhero movies) take their rightful spot at the top

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Local Columbus Blog bringing attention to Columbus's alien population

Following on last years incredibly popular article "The Gates of Hell", Columbus website "Skynet Columbus" has once again drawn the supernatural internet community's attention to Columbus as he exposes the government conspiracy to house extraterrestrial Predators in an abandoned Western accessories retail location, ZZ Boots. Incoherent articles and absurd claims as to vast underground complexes and elaborate roof top industrial refrigeration became popular with web visitors spawning several local forum fan clubs and urban exploring field trips. While most of the interest in the website seems to be juvenile, sarcastic internet fad endorsement, one field trip club described "satanic blood sacrifices on the walls and floor" but no actual documentation has surfaced. 

Skynet Columbus confirms government oversight with pictures of late night clean up crews entering the building and rapid building acquisition by unnamed sources. [website is poorly designed and difficult to navigate however digitally zoomed, long range pictures of Conner Dunsirn, Carlos Pisanob, Chris Ghallager, Eva Sophia, Catherine Jones, Rob, Wesson plus ghouls and Alan Kein can all be found with links to public government employee profiles that kind of look similar to them in addition to about six other people in daytime shots]

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